THE THINKER'S BOOKSHOP

🌌 Cosmic News Dispatch
October 2025 – UAPs, Comets, and Ghost Lights

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🛸 Signs in the Sky & Sea

Thousands of Underwater UAPs Logged 

Enigma Labs revealed over 9,000 unidentified submersible objects—like a hidden constellation beneath the waves. One military clip even showed a UAP splitting a missile mid‑air, a mythic clash of technology and mystery. 

https://www.bizpacreview.com/2025/10/27/ufo-tracker-pegs-thousands-of-extremely-scary-underwater-objects-along-us-coast-1595630/  

https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/ufo/ufo-tracker-underwater-objects-us-coasts/


Idaho Lights in Formation

Over Iona, Idaho, lights moved in eerie formation—echoes of celestial choreography, as if the sky itself rehearsed a ritual dance.

https://kezj.com/ixp/97/p/ufo-sightings-idaho-iona-uaps/


The 3I/ATLAS Comet Debate

Harvard’s Avi Loeb suggested a 30–40% chance the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS could be technological. NASA insists it’s natural, but the mythic imagination hears whispers of a wandering ark.

https://cybernews.com/science/3i-atlas-aliens-ufo-uap-loeb/

Mid‑October Surge of Sightings
 

A wave of reports between Oct 13–19—like a cosmic drumbeat—reminded us that disclosure is no longer fringe, but a cultural demand.

https://mysterylores.com/news/uap-updates-october-13-19-2025/
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👻 Spirits in the Shadows

Wallace Paranormal Festival
 

Ghost hunts, haunted tours, and spirit encounters turned Wallace, Idaho, into a carnival of the uncanny—tourism as séance.

https://cdapress.com/news/2025/oct/31/wandering-through-weird-wonderful-wallace/

Lake City Playhouse Hauntings

Seven spirits identified in the century‑old theater, including “Sammy,” a mischievous child ghost. The ghost light burns on, both safety lamp and ritual flame.

https://cdapress.com/news/2025/oct/31/keeping-on-the-ghost-light/

Survey of Skepticism

Despite rising fascination, most Americans remain skeptical of ghosts, astrology, and psychics. Belief flickers like a candle in the wind, but the ritual persists.

https://religionunplugged.com/news/2025/10/29/halloween-2025-most-americans-skeptical-of-paranormal-phenomena

Minnesota Ghost Stories

Local encounters shared during Halloween week—folklore woven with modern ghost hunting, keeping ancestral storytelling alive.

https://www.fox9.com/video/1732852

A Cosmic Bookshop Joke for the Mystically Literate

One afternoon, a black hole wandered into the Thinkers Bookshop and asked the bookseller, “Do you carry anything light?”

The bookseller, unfazed by the gravity of the situation, said, “We’ve got photon poetry in the quantum aisle, metaphorical moon maps in astrology, and a weightless collection of existential essays—they hardly leave a mark on your psyche.”

The black hole mulled it over. “Too bright. I’m looking for something... dense. Something I can really collapse into.”

So the bookseller led it to the back room, where the shelves sagged beneath the burden of epics, encyclopedias, and postmodern philosophy. “This is where minds implode daily,” he said proudly.

The black hole smiled (cosmically speaking). “Perfect. I'll take the entire shelf on ‘The Paradox of Being,’ and a zine called How to Swallow Stars with Elegance.”

As it floated toward the register, a comet customer whispered, “That thing never pays. It just absorbs the atmosphere and leaves us existentially drained.”

The bookseller shrugged. “That’s the cost of a truly immersive reader.”